Oklahoma State Is Officially Screwed

``Officials were told that actually, the entire $ 165 million donation, and the earnings, which once inflated the gift to over $300 million, had recently been eliminated by margin calls due to drastically falling oil prices... I have no idea how in God's name they're going to get out of this. State schools don't exactly have an extra $300 million sitting around... Has a college ever actually declared bankruptcy? I'm not sure, but we're probably about to find out.''