FBI Public Service Announcement Uses Michael Douglas to Deter Insider Trading

" Rather than actually go out and ACTUALLY arrest the hundreds, if not thousands of overt criminals that are running wild on Wall Street, the FBI has opted instead to wheel out aging Hollywood icon Michael Douglas in a vain effort to scare traders and bankers into giving themselves up. Clearly in this instance, the Federal authorities do not have the balls to dispense real justice and save the American people from the financial slaughter which is currently plaguing our nation."