Latest Vatican Money-Laundering Revelations Implicate -- You Guessed It -- JP Morgan

``[The JP Morgan] account allegedly processed more than a billion euros for the Vatican bank through last year. Italian investigators suspect the account was used to launder funds from "dubious sources."... It was not until JPMorgan was caught naked in bed with the pope, engaging in massive and illegal transfers, did the bank begin scrutinizing the Vatican's financial dealings to which it was an accomplice.  To this point, the mainstream media has focused on the shadyness of the Vatican -- an age old story, literally -- and not directly implicated JPMorgan in yet further financial crimes.''