HUD Says Hope-4-Homeowners Modified ‘1′ Mortgage.

So, I have a new idea for the federal government for their next help for homeowners program. I’m serious here, I think it would work much better and probably pay for itself too. Here it is:

The Federal Government has hidden 5 Golden Tickets inside chocolate Wonky Bars that are then distributed all over the United States. Whoever finds a ticket calls the government hotline and that’s when the clock starts. If the government answers the phone before they lose their house to foreclosure the government comes out, accuses the people who found the ticket of drinking fizzy lifting drinks, and pays off their next-door neighbor’s house instead! It would be fabulous, don’t you think? Like American Idol, or Survivor.