Judge Denies Bail to I.M.F. Chief in Sexual Assault Case

``Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the leader of the International Monetary Fund, was ordered on Monday to be held without bail over allegations that he had sexually assaulted a maid in a $3,000-a-night suite at a Midtown hotel'' -- This rules so much we can hardly contain ourselves. Couldn't have happened to a sleazier globalist.