Hey Everybody... It's "Pretend You're Surprised About the Economy Day!"

``my favorite special days of the year are fast becoming the "Pretend Your Surprised About the Economy Days!" which I suppose are sponsored by the Obama Administration in conjunction with the United States Treasury Department, underwritten by the Federal Reserve. Here's how it works... I give you the headline straight out of the news of the day, and when you're done reading it, you say out loud... "Oh my God, I can't believe that!" Or something to that effect. Got it? Ready to play? Here we go...''