Mandelman's Monthly Museletter -- Version 16.0

``Okay, so here's the next installment of Mandelman's Monthly Museletter, which I've decided I post whenever there are a bunch of things going on that need to be put into proper perspective, but there's just no way I can write individual articles on each because to do so presents a serious health risk. Capisce? So, without further delay... here's Version 16.0... it's the DECEMBER EDITION, hence the festive photo above and throughout.''