Let's Give the Fed Some Competition

A company called Stinc for short,

That ran afoul the U.S. laws,

Printing its own money of sort.

Called Stossels, with that famous face,

And when one rubbed the bill in hand,

Moustache hairs all over the place.

But someone had to take a stand,

Cuz the money of Uncle Sam

Is losing value all the time,

And too soon won't be worth a damn.

'Tis Uncle Sam guilty of crime!