Officials Order Clients to Close Accounts as Part of Vatican Bank Cleanup

`` the financial institution of the church-state is charged with providing a home for funds belonging to members of the clergy and religious orders. As the auditors of the Vatican Bank dug deeper into the nature of the accounts, however, it became increasingly clear that a large number of individuals -- who actually shouldn't even be allowed to have accounts at the Vatican Bank -- highly appreciate its discreet business practices.''