The McDonalds Falling Dollar Menu

``Will McDonalds’ costumers soon borrow a slogan from Wendy’s and ask, “Where’s the beef”? To maintain its dollar menu, diners at McDonalds may have to look forward to eating hamburgers containing a series of ever-smaller concentric circles as their patties suffers from the dreaded “shrinkage.” Unfortunately, to maintain its dollar menu, the company may have to become a microcosm of America’s shrinking standard of living.''