Bank of America's "Tasmanian Devil" says we shouldn't be thinking of our homes as "assets".

"It should be readily apparent that there are an overabundance of reasons for Bank of America's CEO, Bryan Moynihan, to be regarded as a massive rear end in a province undeniably replete with rear ends of utterly mammoth proportion. Even the adjectives in that last sentence don't begin to do the nature of his posterior justice... Of the homeowners who failed to get their loans permanently modified under the federal government's HAMP program, only 14 percent were granted in-house modifications by Bank of America, compared with 31 percent at JPMorgan Chase, 27 percent at Citibank, and 40 percent at Wells Fargo.''